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  • Why does the paste on the back of a stamp taste so magically delicious?
  • Why can't my computer work properly?
  • If Fred Flintstone knew the order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show?
  • How come anybody can run an article site just as long as they can identify a Cthulhu?
  • It is puzzling! Why must any American who is to parody anime must have characters speak to like this despite the anime has not been made like this on 35 years? Ha-HA!
  • What the hell is wrong with you?
  • How come the president never has his mouth fully shut?
  • Why the hell does everybody use Comic Sans, despite 1/3 of us can identify and name the same font?
  • How does Morgana Macawber do her hair?
  • Why was I so freaked out when I saw what appeared to be a urinal in Dr. Tenma's jail cell?
  • Do cartoon characters urinate ink?
  • Do cartoon characters need to urinate at all?
  • Seriously.
  • When I see somebody coming up the lane wearing Ugg Boots, a Lulu-Lemon jacket, Gap jeans, straightened blonde hair with brown roots showing and carrying a bright pink Jansport backpack, why do I suddenly feel an urge to kill them?
  • Did I hit the back of my head in my sleep again, or did the alien implant chip just start working?
  • If Superman is so smart, why does he wear his underpants outside his pants?
  • Doesn't anybody else know that the "Lose Your Love" music video was the most screwed up thing I'd ever seen?
  • And why was it so funny when my brother and his friend started screaming when the singers made these faces?
  • How come nobody likes Vanilla Mieux?
  • Why does everybody say the president looks like a monkey, when really a chimp could introduce Medicare?
  • Why do I hate Alberta so much?
  • Do I owe Blancmange an apology?
  • What is "Things To Put On Chicken" for $400, Alex?
  • How come, at school, that giant fat kid who looks 45 years old keeps belching really loudly, thus disgusting us all and preventing me from working on my comics?
  • In the time Dr. Tenma spent building Astro Boy in memoriam of Tobio, couldn't he have produced a new human child?
  •  But wouldn't that instantly kill the Astro Boy series?
  • Does this picture prove somebody keeps putting LSD in my Kool-Aid?
  • Why can't The Doctor just damn well admit he likes Martha?
  • What do fan girls even find remotely attractive in yaoi?
  • And if somebody starts making Jonathon-on-Xavier doujinshi, do you promise to kill me quickly?
  • Are we really supposed to put our complete faith in a small boy in metal hotpants, red go-go boots and a funny haircut?
  • What the hell happened to the A&W bear? Did the fat guy in the Canadian commercials eat him, or did they make the bear into "The Papa Burger"?
  • How come Barbie these days can only be a princess, a magical deity or a slut?
  • How come everybody says Wato Chiyoko and Yuko Kisagari are the same woman, when both are direct opposites and much different in appearance? Or am I just going through the same denial I went through when I learned Denkou was male?
  • Do cartoon characters have to have intercourse, or do they reproduce by kissing?
  • If so, is that why Darkwing's eyes always get really big and he starts grinning?
  • What's your problem, what's your name, lost your tongue, cat took it away-hey?
  • How many of you just got that reference?
  • Why does everybody compare young boys to puppies, when puppies tear at each other's fur and pee on the others?
  • What's the deal with Sharaku?
  • Didja know that in the other room right now, my sister is watching a "The Real Ghostbusters" episode where the lads meet a cthulhu?
  • And didja know they put the mouth on the wrong end?
  • How come the word "douche bag" is used as an insult, when it really is a water bag used for cleaning the hee-haw?
  • How long will it before "speculum" is an insult?
  • While I'm on the subject, how many of you males understood that one?
  • Could one of those tropical talking birds learn to swear?
  • Why does my family always go to the lake expecting a great time, when we always run into that fat Australian guy in the striped Speedo?
  • And why do they still make Speedos?
  • What's up with that Baby Alive doll that sniffs and says "I made a stinky"?
  • What the hell were they smoking when they made Watership Down?
  • Would it be a good idea to end this page now?

 

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