"The American Astro Boy":
Just before the 90's, our little robot was turned into a full-colour comic book and remodelled...with horrific results!
Contains more information and scans than you'll ever see on the internet!
"NOW! Comics Astro Boy - Issue One":
A complete review of the first issue, scans even! Relive that dark, little-known time where Tenma looks weirder than usual,
Astro had two facial expressions and dogs could talk!
"Manga Review: Baby Elephant Pura":
We begin another review of the crazy 1980 Astro Boy
manga miniseries, where Astro meets an elephant cub, learns
about breasts and elephants, and a Tezuka villain turns into a murderous asshole!
"Over-Analyzing Socks The Cat":
Recently, Toontown found an old Disney Adventures comic with numerous hidden messages. Today we check them all out, due to a
lack of other reviewing material!
"NOW! Comics Astro Boy - Issue Two": Toontown recieves an actual copy of the long-awaited second issue, and officially makes these reviews a broken series!
Contains less anger than the previous review!
"NOW! Comics Astro Boy - Issue Three":
We now own all the issues up to #7, so get ready for more reviews! Today's issue is actually unbearably bad, and it puts
me in my bad side, so hold tight!
"NOW Comics Astro Boy - Issue Five": In this week's issue, Astro fights for the first time! He also befriends some annoying androids
and hallucinates that he'd pounding the snot out of his father!
"NOW Comics Astro Boy - Issue Six":
In this issue, Astro is still fighting, but bein' angsty all the way! At the same time, Dr. Elefun
appears for the first time, but so does a slime monster! It's a lot less epic than it sounds!
"Book Review - Crush":
Today we pick up a book about a girl's coming-out-of-the-closet story, only for it to turn into the story of blow-snorting
hipsters, lesbian lawyers and stupid dogs! Be warned this is an extraordinarily large article!
"Gigantor Issue One":
We're proud to present the first in a series of twelve reviews of an obscure American comic series based on Tetsujin 28!
In this issue, a lot of characters appear from nowhere!
"Gigantor Issue Two":
This week, Gigantor has been constructed, and Agent Dick Strong and Chief Chujo's son are there to help! But watch out for
imminent copyright infringement!
"Gigantor Issue Three":
In our latest issue, explosions and homoerotic tension shower all over the place, and...and it's just weird. The bromance
is the plot!
"Gigantor Issue Four":
This issue manages to be the Seinfeld of the series, since nothing ever happens! But this time, it's not entertaining! Also,
there's a guy named Spider.
"Gigantor Issue Five":
Some people are living on the moon, and some kids are flying a space shuttle. I wish I could describe the plot better but
it's punched my brain in the balls.
"Gigantor Issue Six":
People fight on the moon with robots. This issue actually manages to be less tolerable than the NOW! Comics series!
"Gigantor Issue Seven":
Gigantor and friends go to Antarctica to make a lot of people explode! Now with sloppy black-and-white art!
"Gigantor Issue Nine":
We finally returned to looking at these bilgey things! They're a travesty and so is eveything about them!