PINKIE PIE: Oh man, I can't believe Rei didn't wanna come with us today!
ROY: I'd just give her time. I come from a series where people die all the time,
including myself, so I know people just need a break at times like this.
ROY: Looks like today's box is high up, but I can get at it--
PINKIE PIE: ROY ROY TURN AROUND ROY
PINKIE PIE: ROY ROY
ROY: What the hell?!
PINKIE PIE: ROY IT'S THE GUYS WHO PROBABLY KILLED KAJI AND ARE SUPER CREEPY OH MAN YOU
GOTTA GET THEM
OFFICER DOUBLECUFFS & ONE-EYED WILLIE: DUHEUHEUEHHUOO
ROY: On it!
ROY: You guys need more big figures on the team. These two were nothing.
OFFICER DOUBLECUFFS & ONE-EYED WILLIE: dudhduhuaoajoja?
PINKIE PIE: All right! I'll go check on the present!
PINKIE PIE: Oh geez, it's another guy, but I don't know if he's gonna be bad or not!
PINKIE PIE: Welcome to the calendar! What's your name?
VINCE: I'm Officer Vince Farrow, senior cop and owner of two hats and two walkie-talkies.
PINKIE PIE: But how do we know we can trust you?
VINCE: Because I'm a real cop.
PINKIE PIE: OH YEAH!